Miley Shmiley

I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I am SO over hearing everyone talk about this girl.  It’s well known that toddlers like us will do just about anything for attention, and that for sure includes twerking, gesticulating, rump-shaking, or what have you, in any facility necessary.  Just because her teddy bears …

Pasta Night & Other Food Adventures

      my mom is on a health food kick of late.  this means that i’m eating things that no man ought to ever talk about.  for instance, see this shot of me eating pasta with a smug look on my face?  it was taken just after i found out that she had mixed …

Playdates, Pools, & BBFLs

I love a good playdate.  Ho, do I!  Seriously, they can be so boss.  I get to see new people, play with new toys, get snacks (om nom nom), and only sometimes do I get hit in the face with a ball.  Like, only a third of the time!  It’s a good life. But my …

A Quiet House

shh… my mom thinks i’m asleep in my crib, but i’m really up blogging from my smart phone.  these little thumbs are quick and nimble, friend. the house is very quiet right now, which is a rarity because of my general loudness and need to be everywhere all the time.  i’m not quite an independent …

MOTHER’S DAY PHOTO BOOK DEAL!

If your mom is anything like mine, she has probably taken roughly a bazillion photos of you, and I bet she’s big on sharing them with friends too.  Oh, hey, look at this, random acquaintance – it’s my child, wearing silly outfits and doing things he’ll be ashamed of later in life!   Get in …

Bad To The Bink

B-B-B-B-Bad.